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Dry Sharm Dos and Don'ts:

Breakfast
Remember the eighties jingle... "Start the day with an egg". In Sharm it can be different, even at the poshest hotel. Start the day with a queue, a fight, frustration...
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Best Dive Worst Dive, Mark Powell

Zen and The Art of UK Diving

by Alex Griffin

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Best Dive Worst Dive

Mark Powell
I always find it difficult to answer the question "what is your favourite or best dive?" I have so many memories of fantastic dives...
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Prawn Cocktail

A Whole World of Pain

Here at London Diver Magazine, we strive to bring joy to those who demand answers. Along with Agony Aunt Paul Toomer; PADI Course Director, TDI Instructor Trainer, general dive guru and first person at the bar, we have THE Diving Dentist (and fellow Saffa) Celehte Fortuin answering your tooth-related quandaries.

Cooking the Catch: Prawn Cocktail

Andrew Maxwell

The 70s classic revisited. Take your kipper tie, flares and other 70s stereotypes inside to find out more...
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Paul Toomer, Agony Aunt

Send us your queries, problems and interrogative rants and we'll get one of them (which one depends on how we feel) to soothe your querulous nature.

Celehte Fortuin, Diving Dentist
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Latest entry from Rob's Blog:

2nd July 2009

16.46.

Malaga has no diving opportunities because it's "essentially just a whacking great port. You tit".

Rob

A message from Ed

Since the last issue, three of the most awesome things have happened. And by awesome, I mean proper sick (which means 'good' now, not 'awful' – like sick meant before. Sic). The new recompression chamber has opened at Rugby Hospital in the Midlands. So, the only illness that is height sensitive – as bubbles expand on going up – doesn't have to be choppered a couple of hundred miles from Stoney. This is going to mean a lot to the diver who used to come out of the Northern chambers and realised that his clothes and car are still parked in Leicestershire!

Next up we've solved the problem of blogs. Yes, they are too political, rant on about meaningless celebs and are often written by the obsessive for the obsessed. *TH Rob Hunt has now been sent to Australia to live the diving life we all want to live but are too in debt to do so. For him – whale sharks at dawn, dolphins as best friends and bikini-clad surf bunnies to massage his ego. For us – his blog. He will live that life for us all. Check the website daily.

Lastly my team avoided relegation by coming sixth. UTV I say. For a man whose life has closely followed his team's fortunes, relegation meaning exam failure, mid table equaling stuck in a rut work boredom, I look forward to 6th place awesomeness – maybe I'll find a girlfriend who is normal.

This issue: Tyson is away; Rob sets the hardest dive quiz; how to behave in Sharm; and your photos just keep getting better. Sick on dudes.

Ed

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