DM-T gots a special message for all yo' Ho' Daddy's out there:

"Is yo' homies dissin' you 'cos yo' hot sweet honey looks like somethin' chained in a Pulp Fiction box, after a dry suitin' and a bootin'?

I dissin' you too, fool!

Now you gots to get yo' hands on Tanked Up Magazine to see the latest honey that we Gimped - what you waitin' for, chump? It's free! - but you could just get off yo' lazy butt and send us some photos of yo' own hot honeys, before AND after they done bin Gimped in all that dive gear. If you do, the whole world gets to see 'em right here and maybe in the next issue. I pity the fool!"