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Juliet was back in the
water again this summer.
Unfortunately she was
unaware of her playmate, a
very cute seal nuzzling her
fins as she had her head
stuck down a crevice where
nothing was to be found. Her
buddy was left in a dilemma
a) try to let her know, but risk
scaring off her new chubby
friend or b) just watch
and enjoy one the most
pleasurable experiences of
British diving. Obviously, rather
fearsome of Juliet's renowned
temper, he fought the beast
off with a large kelp whip and
Juliet was none the wiser of
her near-death experience.
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Rob has been a carbon-based
lifeform for over three
years now and prefers to
store genetic information in
the form of DNA. He regularly
ingests organic material and
manipulates it for use with
respired oxygen to create
an energy source. Rob
enjoys converting physical
phenomena such as
electromagnetic radiation,
longitudinal waves, pressure
changes and molecular
properties into chemical
information that can be
interpreted by his cerebral
cortex, and usually exists in
at least three spatial and one
temporal dimension.
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Andrew has been a diving
instructor since 1997 and
is now one of those techie
geek advanced trimix, techie
cave diving, ice diving suckers
who has blown his wealth on
heavy kit. His other passion
however is food. Andrew owns
the internationally acclaimed
Tante Marie School of Cookery
with Gordon Ramsay and
Lyndy Redding.
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Tyson's social worker, Kay, is ecstatically married to the Midlands' daringest diver, Ben. She is an ex-Disney toonist whose therapeutic work with Donald Duck's speech impediment achieved sadly limited success.
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Joining our team of regular
contributors at Tanked Up Magazine,
is Celehte Fortuin. Celehte
works as a dentist at a private
practice in Fulham (where
she is known as 'The Singing
Dentist'), she is also a PADI
Divemaster, a somewhat crazy
Cave Diver (any chance to
get rooting through small
gaps) and deep diving Tech
Chick. Her diving started here
in the UK rather than from her
homeland of South Africa.
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The first time his head went
underwater, Paul Toomer
proclaimed to the heavens
his desire to teach diving.
Unfortunately, his sister showed
little interest, and shoved his
head straight back into the
toilet bowl. Since then he has
made it his somewhat obsessive
mission to teach virtually every
form of diving conceived of
by man or newt. He currently
resides somewhere, but no one,
least of all Paul, knows where.
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