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Beneath her curly hair, this
Boat Elf was born of the
water and glides through
the aquatic realm with
consummate ease. Juliet is
a renowned carnivore and
general foodaholic, if it wasn't
for meal times, she'd spend
her whole life underwater.
She enjoys nothing more
than eyeing up the colourful
critters through the viewfinder
of her camera – unfortunately
her housing recently drank
half the English Channel.
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Having successfully faked
a cold, Rob missed a crucial
maths lesson at age five and
is subsequently unable to
understand what numbers
are. Although regularly buying
over 8,000 bags of crisps is
inconvenient, such problems
pale into insignificance
compared to the metaphysical
chaos suffered when an
unconvincing migraine
resulted in him missing out on
the concept of time. He did,
however, attend sex-education
class, despite numerous claims
to the contrary.
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Andrew has been a diving
instructor since 1997 and
is now one of those techie
geek advanced trimix, techie
cave diving, ice diving suckers
who has blown his wealth on
heavy kit. His other passion
however is food. Andrew owns
the internationally acclaimed
Tante Marie School of Cookery
with Gordon Ramsay and
Lyndy Redding.
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Tyson's social worker, Kay, is ecstatically married to London's daringest diver, Ben. She is an ex-Disney toonist whose therapeutic work with Donald Duck's speech impediment achieved sadly limited success.
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Joining our team of regular
contributors at London Diver,
is Celehte Fortuin. Celehte
works as a dentist at a private
practice in Fulham (where
she is known as 'The Singing
Dentist'), she is also a PADI
Divemaster, a somewhat crazy
Cave Diver (any chance to
get rooting through small
gaps) and deep diving Tech
Chick. Her diving started here
in the UK rather than from her
homeland of South Africa.
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The first time his head went
underwater, Paul Toomer
proclaimed to the heavens
his desire to teach diving.
Unfortunately, his sister showed
little interest, and shoved his
head straight back into the
toilet bowl. Since then he has
made it his somewhat obsessive
mission to teach virtually every
form of diving conceived of
by man or newt. He currently
resides somewhere, but no one,
least of all Paul, knows where.
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