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Juliet Savigear So the arrival of her young daughter has kept her busy and she's only been in the water to get her little 'un swimming. Yes, at 5 months Juliet's baby is happily dipping underwater and splashing around. She will merrily bounce on a lap watching Tim Ecott's "Martin Clunes – Man to Manta" that was on television the night she made her entry into the world. Think a trip down to Dive Fest next year is on the cards as hopefully there will be a few babysitters around.
Formerly the Brixton B@stard, then the Shoreditch Antipath, now free with two pints of beer Having realised there must be more to life than crisps and the chronic fortunes of Sheffield Wednesday, it has come to Rob's attention that he was probably put here in order to spy on earthlings in the guise of one of them, and act as a telepathic information conduit for his alien brethren. Any signals intercepted by these brethren of late will have largely concerned themselves with crisps and the chronic fortunes of Sheffield Wednesday.
Andrew Maxwell Andy's passion for chefery is matched only by his reckless disregard for the environment. If there were a petition to world leaders to speed up climate change whilst destroying all marine ecosystems, Andy would immediately take time out from pouring crude oil and greenhouse gases into the ocean in order to ensure his was the first signature on it. Andy owns the Tante Marie School of Cookery with Gordon Ramsay and Lyndy Redding, one of whom taught him swearing. OonasDivers
Kay Svoronos Kay Svoronos was a cartoonist for Disney (Walt, not Dave) before being abducted by Tyson who used her for nefarious, inhuman (and inpiscine) purposes. Mainly the chronicling of his exploits that the world might be party to his infamy. Some regard him as being akin to Richard III in his devotion to evil, others merely consider him a chav. Revisionists have claimed that Kay is actually the secret cause of this delinquency, but they generally recant after a headbutt.
Celehte Fortuin Many people believe that diving and dentistry are subjects best kept separate, but nothing could be further from the truth. Well, some things could be. Like if you were to say the molecular composition of air is mechanically-sorted Brighton. Anyway, in Fulham, the concepts of subaquatia and enamel coated protuberances from human jaws are regularly combined in the clinic of a certain singing South African. Just don't ask her to fin pivot at the same time. It could hurt. Ocean Visions
Paul Toomer When the technology is developed to take mankind to the oceans of methane that lie on Saturn's largest moon, Titan, Paul Toomer will be the one teaching people how to dive in them. And if it transpires that caves lie beneath the surface of those hydrocarbon seas, it will be mere minutes before their entrances are littered with lines from Paul's myriad reels. The -180°C surface temperature won't be a problem either because his drysuit has a heated undershirt.
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