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Juliet Savigear Juliet was back in the water again this summer. Unfortunately she was unaware of her playmate, a very cute seal nuzzling her fins as she had her head stuck down a crevice where nothing was to be found. Her buddy was left in a dilemma a) try to let her know, but risk scaring off her new chubby friend or b) just watch and enjoy one the most pleasurable experiences of British diving. Obviously, rather fearsome of Juliet's renowned temper, he fought the beast off with a large kelp whip and Juliet was none the wiser of her near-death experience.
Formerly the Brixton B@stard, then the Shoreditch Antipath, now free with two pints of beer Rob has been a carbon-based lifeform for over three years now and prefers to store genetic information in the form of DNA. He regularly ingests organic material and manipulates it for use with respired oxygen to create an energy source. Rob enjoys converting physical phenomena such as electromagnetic radiation, longitudinal waves, pressure changes and molecular properties into chemical information that can be interpreted by his cerebral cortex, and usually exists in at least three spatial and one temporal dimension.
Andrew Maxwell Andrew has been a diving instructor since 1997 and is now one of those techie geek advanced trimix, techie cave diving, ice diving suckers who has blown his wealth on heavy kit. His other passion however is food. Andrew owns the internationally acclaimed Tante Marie School of Cookery with Gordon Ramsay and Lyndy Redding. WWF Stinkyfish
Kay Svoronos Tyson's social worker, Kay, is ecstatically married to the Midlands' daringest diver, Ben. She is an ex-Disney toonist whose therapeutic work with Donald Duck's speech impediment achieved sadly limited success.
Celehte Fortuin Joining our team of regular contributors at Tanked Up Magazine, is Celehte Fortuin. Celehte works as a dentist at a private practice in Fulham (where she is known as 'The Singing Dentist'), she is also a PADI Divemaster, a somewhat crazy Cave Diver (any chance to get rooting through small gaps) and deep diving Tech Chick. Her diving started here in the UK rather than from her homeland of South Africa. WWF Stinkyfish
Paul Toomer The first time his head went underwater, Paul Toomer proclaimed to the heavens his desire to teach diving. Unfortunately, his sister showed little interest, and shoved his head straight back into the toilet bowl. Since then he has made it his somewhat obsessive mission to teach virtually every form of diving conceived of by man or newt. He currently resides somewhere, but no one, least of all Paul, knows where.
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