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ISSUE 3 ARCHIVE - NON-CELEBRITY DIVER, PAUL JACKSON

WHAT IS YOUR JOB?

Oh that's a hard one, if I said I was an electrician, people would want me to fix their lights? I try to keep a small chemical plant running; well that's what my boss pays me for.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

That's easy, I can answer that one. Hertford, right in the town centre about two hundred metres away from In-depth, the shop where I learnt to dive.

QUALIFICATION

DM (Divemaster, Dive Muppet, Slave and general bottle slinger).
Ocean Leisure
Non-Celebrity Diver

TOTAL DIVES

Coming up to two hundred, I suppose, I could check but I can't be arsed.

MAX DEPTH

My computer says 44.8, so it might be that.

MOST EXPENSIVE PIECE OF KIT

I don't know. It's all so old that I can't remember. I lied to my wife about the cost anyway so don't go telling her how much it all costs.

CAN'T DO WITHOUT

Water.
Non-Celebrity Diver

COOLEST THING SEEN U/W

Depends. Saw my buddy once at Wraysbury, Saw a Perch eat a Cray fish at Stoney. Still haven't seen any Manta's.

NON-CELEB MOMENT

Shared a day boat with the Juliet Savigear of London Diver recently. Nice girl, bit mad. (Will name dropping get me into the mag?).

WOULD NEVER DIVE

I'm sorry, what does that mean? Take me to the water, stuff a reg in my mouth and throw me in. I've even dived a 3,953m water tank at work.
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BBS (BEST BACON SARNIE)

Oh another hard one. They're good at Wraysbury, but then again something has to be.

BEST BUDDY

Easy, Gwaine Cook. We have about the same air consumption and the same sense of humor.

WORST BUDDY

There have been a few, but they're good enough to dive with me so they can't be that bad.

LIFE CHANGING BIZARRE DIVE MOMENT

Life changing moment had nothing to do with diving. I had a serious illness and nearly died. After that I decided to live as much as possible. Bizarre dive moment – that has to be every moment I spend diving, I mean, breathing under water, not natural is it!

WORST CAR PARK EVER CHANGED IN

Has to be the old ferry port on Malta. Not for the obvious reasons though. There I was changing out of my wetsuit after a somewhat cold dive, when my wife (non diver) had the gall to describe the "handsome young gods" that had just changed in front of her. Made me feel quite inadequate.

FAVOURITE UK DIVE LOCATION

Portland. We try to get down there a couple of times a year. It's not too far from Hertford and there's always something to dive even if the weather's a bit iffy.

FAVOURITE OVERSEAS DIVE LOCATION

I'll let you know when I've been to them all. For now it still has to be Southern Red Sea.

STILL WANNA DIVE...

Duh Yeh! Sorry you didn't mean it like that did you? Still wanna dive everything, everywhere. Particularly fancy Scandinavian coast, but I don't want to think about the cold, not on a chilly winter afternoon.

AIR OR NITROX

Air mostly, its cheap!

TANYA STREETER OR MIRANDA KRESTOVNIKOFF

Miranda Krestefnikofkoffff. Miranda Krustifnakofff. Miranda Kestovikov. That Miranda girl seems nice. Tanya Streeter's a bit too weird for my liking.

MONTY HALLS OR NICK BAKER

Nick who? I prefer Monty Zuma.
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